And so here I am, sitting in front of a computer screen. It is now time for me to begin promoting the work of a monster. Although my bones ache and my neck is stiff, I did manage to get a little shut eye the past two nights. Even so, I still feel mighty drowsy. Regardless, I will do what is expected of me.
I would like to take this moment to state that I will be making posts to those of you on the outside world. I will be doing this behind Mysterious McCrone’s back. This may be a very dangerous thing for me to do but it must be done, for my own sanity.
With that being said, let me begin by explaining exactly how I became the unwilling subject to work for this mysterious and hooded author.
Are you ready?
Good.
Here is my story…
Mr. X
Mysterious McCrone 